Hi, I’m Vesper.

Foodie. Divalicious. Adventurous. Menace to Mice. Bird Enthusiast.

If you don’t have treats don’t talk to me.

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A Mostly Reliable Companion

I provide services like cuddles, headbutts, premium buscuits, etc, and with an extra charge of a tube of Churu once in a while, I will also catch mice.

Lap Cat

I will sit in your lap and sleep until you can’t feel your legs. I also drool and snore.

Emotional Support

When you are sad, I will ensure a reminder that you need to feed me and that there is simply no time for crying.

Socially Acceptable Stalking

Every door you close is an opportunity for you to open it for me again.

Financial Advice

Spend it on food, duh.

Morning Alarm

I will observe with precision the signal of you breathing 1 decibel louder, and wake you by biting your toes.

Personal Body Guard

No harm will come your way in my prescence. If only you will let me go with you on your daily hunts….

“Sometimes there’s not a thought forming behind those eyes. And you think ‘ah, she has a little smooth brain, and that’s okay’.”

Yuhan Liu

Owner

My Blog

  • Imprisoned for Eating Plastic

    Imprisoned for Eating Plastic

    Today I’m writing from… captivity. It all started innocently enough. I found this shiny, crinkly piece of plastic just lying there, calling my name. Naturally, I gave it a little nibble—it’s my job to investigate,…

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